A notícia começa assim, «WASHINGTON, DC—Recovering from minor heart surgery Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney stunned both the medical and political establishments when he mysteriously began to experience love for the first time in his life, sources reported Tuesday.», pois é, uma pequena cirurgia ao coração tornou possível o amor a Dick Cheney. As imagens são contudentes.
Apesar desta mudança de graça, súbita e milagrosa, os médicos afirmam que esta condição não deve ser mantida durante muito tempo. O seu coração ulcerado, negro, tolhido e definhado não vai aguentar a esta massiva dose de amor.
«Despite his miraculous turnaround, doctors are calling Cheney's condition unstable and, if left untreated, possibly fatal. On Friday, Cheney will return to George Washington University Hospital to have the defibrillator removed, as it is feared that prolonged exposure to love could overwhelm his already shrunken and ulcerated black heart.»
Testemunhos e detalhes [aqui], [no Onion].